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milk5:

let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.

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lizardsister:

rhotic-shwa:

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

why tf didnt anyone tell me lego dimensions ends with a portal song where glados is literally sadly staring at a picture of chell and singing about how much she regrets that she’s gone and thinking about how she’ll never come back what the Fuck. what the fuck.

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they literally gave glados the sad lesbian anthem of the century and nobody told me ????

you arent gonna mention the part where, at the end of a verse about forgiving chell, she holds the last note for a long time and the (lego-based) captions use periods and commas to spell out

1jhn1:9

in morse code, referring to 1 John 1:9:

If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

it is literally so dramatic!!! glados is SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS!

glados honey i know this is your first break up but. girl.

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Anonymous

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

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We have no letters Kathleen!

naggingatlas:

captain-price-unofficially:

ashestoashesjc:

ublock-origin:

ublock-origin:

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  1. some 8ish years now i reckon
  2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it’s a family thing
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we have already. They don’t know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

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What the fuck.

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

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podmoskiewski:

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two (2) people asked how i did the matchbook thing so take this

this is just a simple idea but if you spend some more time you can get real krazy with it:

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making fake prints is so fun please do it immediately free resources under cut xoxo

Keep reading

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scrunkore:

I think the world is unironically ready for shadow the hedgehog 2, but is sonic team ready for it

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